Welcome to the Raving Lunatic Party!
You may ask, What in the hell is this, Well if you want to know about us just read the name, now you may be asking why vote for us in these trying times here's a reason: Warm American Campfire.
Here's our list of policies that we will force down people's throats until they choke on it:
- Ban Windmills, They're too Scary.
- Medicare4Some, The idea is that we only give Medicare to those who can whistle the loudest.
- Enforce Gender Transition to all Conservatives, we're watching you Dennis(e) Prager.
- Bring back the French Revolutionary Calendar & Clock, I don't care if it'll cause confusion that's the point.
- Switch from Fahrenheit to Kelvin, It's the most scientific way to cook food at the perfect temperature.
- """Israel""" isn't real neither is the """Netherlands""" abolish them both and replace them with the Republic of Jeb!
- All tap water must be replaced with koolaid, Oh Yeah!
- Ban All Schooling, No one needs to read or write.
- Make the official language Volapük, Ban the use of English.
- Shutdown the United Nations, Fuckin' Fuckers.
- Make the official state religion the Church of Euthanasia.
- Ban the Coronavirus, if it's illegal it can't kill us, Right?
- Frogs are to be declared sacred and Pigeons are to be stoned in the public square
We will be running Dr Samuel Gall in 2020, Inventor of the Gall Bladder voted among the top 10 organs. The ticket will be Gall/ Seagal 2020. This was decided democratically by an elected committee of seagulls
We are the only Libertarian Party in the United States that has an ounce of dignity and sanity.
If you want to vote for us in the U.S. Presidential Election go here by November 3rd, We won't be on the ballot but you can still shit on it. Voting Information!
Alternatively you can always donate to the Hawkins/ Walker campaign as we have given our endorsement after a long tough decision between Ventura, and Chad Wilson. Donate or I'll Stab you with a Spork!